methdragon:

be there or 

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blacklistecl:

when you manage to cheer someone up

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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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mosby:

shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet

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"What a fucking nerd"
- Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.

shytoaster:

tbh 90% of my self-worth is based on how well a dog likes me

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.