“don’t post that shit on the internet” *poses for a photo for the internet* - grandpa

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

faeriedroid:

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”

finsburyparks:





AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite


love it

finsburyparks:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

love it

ufniall:

"5 seconds till One Direction…"
“4….3….2….1…”
*blackout*


WERE LIKE NA NA NA

"Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."
- Robin Sharma (via gezel)

bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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cindehella:

SOMEHOW THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING

maxonschrave:

when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

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cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..